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2009-02-27T10:06:00.000-08:00

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s!nth!nk

2009-02-27T09:55:00.000-08:00

Be Careful With Your Style

2009-01-13T10:32:00.000-08:00

wherever you are, you surely already know how i understand the freestyle, at your style, at street, at home and may be on the way. At that you will see many things and we realize that without all will enter into your mind and then stored inside. One thing, you must note in all the journey through the life of you is that you must follow the part where the good and bad according to your mind.

HappyBirth Day My Blog

2008-11-09T11:05:00.001-08:00

wwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

gk terasa udah sebulan umur'a....mudah² panjang umur ya my Blog,,

pokok'a jangan sampai kayak blog Teman di kampung sebelah,,blog yang sedang

seru-serunya malah

dirusak orang yang tidak betanggung jawab,,

trus klo mau minta pertanggung jawaban kepada siyapa coba..?

gak lagh...kayak'a itu blog udah berpulang k asal'a...

Teman...saia sebagai orang kampung sini turut prihatin,,

sabar ya....

Membuat Kotak Komentar Tepat dibawah Postingan

2008-11-09T06:13:00.000-08:00

...yang ini sedikit tips untuk si Empu Blog yang mau memanjakan pengunjung

blog yang mau berkomentar,,kalau kotak komentar asli bawaan

blogger biasanya di bawa ke jendela baru dulu, baru disana bisa

"bercuap-cuap ria",,

nah,, bagaimana cara menampilkan kotak komentar tepat

di bawah postingan,,

ada 2 cara untuk ini :

Pertama : bisa langsung dari Pengaturan Blogger

Kedua : dengan cara meng-edit CSS Template

yahhh,, sekarang orang kampung akan mencoba mengulas

sedikit masalah kotak komentar ini,

cara Pertama : Pengaturan Pada Blogger

::* Sing In di Blogger <=----- harus...

::* Klik menu Pengaturan

atau yang memakai English'a "Setting"

::* lalu klik sub menu komentar Tuju ke pengaturan Penempatan Formulir

Komentar dan beri centang pada pilihan "Disemat dibawah Entri"

::* Lalu Simpan Pengaturan

Selesai....

klik "lihat blog" untuk membuktikan cara tadi berhasil atau tidak...

bagi yang berhasil satu Ucapan "SELAMAT...."

bagi yang belum jangan "bersedih hati"

seperti yang orang kampung sebutkan diatas tadi dalam

pemasangan kotak komentar ini ada 2 cara,

berikut cara kedua :

::* Klik sub Menu Edit HTML pada Menu Tata Letak

seperti gambar :

::* Lakukan BackUp Template dengan meng-klik "Download Template Lengkap"

::* Beri centang dikotak kecil disamping tulisan Expand Template Widget

::* Lalu cari kode seperti ini :

<p class='comment-footer'>

<b:if cond='data:post.allowComments'>
<a expr:href='data:post.addCommentUrl'
expr:onclick='data:post.addCommentOnclick'><data:postCommentMsg/></a>
</b:if>

</p>

egh...setelah ketemu kok beda ya, kayak ada yang kurang gitu ya,,

tapi gak mama ( bosan gak papa trus ), perbedaan mungkin terjadi

karna bawaan template yang berbeda pula.

::* Lalu hapus kode tadi ganti dengan kode di bawah :

<p class='comment-footer'>
<b:if cond='data:post.embedCommentForm'>
<b:include data='post' name='comment-form'/>
<b:else/>
<b:if cond='data:post.allowComments'>
<a expr:href='data:post.addCommentUrl' expr:onclick='data:post.addCommentOnclick'><data:postCommentMsg/></a>
</b:if>
</b:if>
</p>

::* Lalu simpan

Selesai...

"Selamat Mencoba sambil Balajar"

Membuat Read more Dengan Judul Artikel

2008-11-09T04:55:00.000-08:00

"tidak ada yang tidak bisa", kata² itu memang cocok kita

lemparkan buat Kang Rahman,

kemaren udah dibahas Tips membuat Read more,,

bagi yang belum boleh baca dan langsung

praktek disini.

sekarang gimana cara membuat read more dengan judul

postingan di belakangnya,,

kalau pemasangan kode read more kemaren seperti ini :

<p><data:post.body/></p>
<a expr:href='data:post.url'>Read More......</a>
</b:if>

dan untuk menampilkan judul postingan di belakang tulisan

read more kita tinggal menambahkan sedikit script'a

seperti ini :

<p><data:post.body/></p>
<strong>
<a expr:href='data:post.url'>Read More...... “<data:post.title/>”  »»
</a>
</strong>
</b:if>

lalu simpan.

selesai...

selamat mencoba...!!!

TenQ's buat "Kang Rahman"

Membuat Link Warna "Pelangi"

2008-11-09T02:38:00.000-08:00

wuaaaah....kalo yang ini keren lagh,,maksud'a disini apa ya,

ketika kita tarok kursor tepat di atas tulisan yang ada link'a

maka warna'a akan berkedip² gitu dengan beberapa variasi warna,

salah satunya contohnya kayak di blog orang kampung sini, ,

(mheheee, ya kan...?,)

masi penasaran yak...

gampang kok, kita tinggal menambahkan sedikit saja

diatas kode </head>

trus yang mau ditambah apa yah,,?

ayuuuu' di tes...!!!

download file'a dengan satu kali klik pada button dibawah :

nah...dapat kan file'a,,

extrack file zip'a lalu akan didapat file java script(.js),

sekarang upload lagi file js'a,,

mangapa di upload lagi..?

karna yang dibutuhkan disini ada lah alamat url dari file tersebut,,

tidak tertutup kemungkinan untuk memakai url tempat

download file di atas tadi,,

kalo y' itu mah punya'a orang kampung,,

akan lebih baik klo kita punya account file hosting masing²,,

masih bingung...?,nah,salah satunya penyedia upload file (js)

yang sampai sekarang masih ada gratis'a yaitu geocities yahoo!,

klik aja disini,

bagi yang udah punya account disana tinggal upload file'a,,

yang belum daftar dulu,,mheeee

minum dulu yak...sambil nugguin uploadnya s'lesai,,

dah...?

klo udah dapat kira² url'a seperti ini :

http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/rainbow.js

yang perlu dilakukan adalah menambah sedikit kode "pemanggil"

untuk alamat url tersebut,

kira² begini :

<script src='http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/rainbow.js'/>

berikutnya kita masuk ke Edit HTML di Menu Tata Letak

lalu cari kode </head>

kemudian pasang kode diatas tadi dibawah kode </head>

kira² lagi contohnya seperti ini :

</head>
<script src='http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/rainbow.js'/>

terakhir jangan lupa Simpan

gampang kan...?

Membuat Read More Untuk Template Baru

2008-11-07T06:27:00.000-08:00

mheheheee,,

Sebelum'a sih orang kampung udah pernah posting di kampung sini,

bagi yang memakai template baru wajar kebingungan setelah

baca tips membuat Read more, karna itu memang di untuk yang pake

template Klasik,,

na...bagi yang make templete baru juga ada neh,,

dengan cara yang sama dengan yang template Klasik,

yang beda cuma penempatan dan pemasangan kode'a dimana,, ooooiya, kode 'a juga beda ya,,

klo itu beda karna udah bawaan dari template baru atau XML'a,

dengan penuh k'santai'an mari kita mulai,,( mhehehe,

dasar orang kampung )

::* jangan lupa Sing In di blogger dulu,

::* masuk Menu Pengaturan,

::* lalu pilih sub menu Format

liad ke bawah, kliatan Text Area kosong didepan tulisan Template Posting

::* copy lalu paste kode ini di dalam text area tersebut :

<div class="fullpost">

</div>

mmmhh,, kliatan beda kan sama yang disini, memang yang itu untuk template HTML / template klasik,

::* lalu Simpan Pengaturan

Langkah berikutnya dengan penambahan kode pada CSS Template :

::* Tuju Edit HTML pada Menu Tata Letak

kemudia seperti biasa backup dulu template yang sekarang dengan me-klik Download Template Lengkap,,setiap kali kita mau edit atau menambah kan kode pada CSS, klo ini bisa di bilang wajib ya,

::* centang kotak kecil disamping tulisan Expand Widget Template

lalu cari kode seperti ini : <div class='post-body'>

::* klo uda ketemu, copy dan paste kode berikut tepat dibawah kode tadi :

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>

<style>.fullpost{display:inline;}</style>

<p><data:post.body/></p>

<b:else/>

<style>.fullpost{display:none;}</style>

::* Scrol kebawah,

cari kode seperti ini : <p><data:post.body/></p>

::* lalu pasang kode berikut dibawah kode tadi :

<a expr:href='data:post.url'>Read More......</a>

</b:if>

untuk tulisan "Read More...." bisa diganti sesuai keinginan,,

::* Lalu Simpan

Selesai...

untuk Cara Posting Artikel atau penempatan kode untuk penggalan artikel

sama dengan dengan template klasik

Tips Membuat Read More

2008-11-07T04:34:00.000-08:00

Read more atau baca selengkapnya...

dengan kata lain ini berfungsi untuk memenggal artikel pada postingan

agar postingannya tidak terlalu m'lorot kebawah,,

berikut orang kampung mau coba sorongkan :

::* Sing In di Blogger

Klik Menu Pengaturan

trus pilih sub Menu Format

trus menuju ke bawah ada pengaturan Template Posting, lalu masukkan kode ini

ke dalam kotak yang tersedia:

<span class="fullpost">

</span>

seperti gambar :

::* Simpan Template

Langkah selanjutnya adalah menghapus dan menambahkan sedikit kode

agar Read More yang di maksud bener² berfungsi di blog,,

::* Tuju ke Menu Tata Letak trus klik Edit HTML

Jangan lupa sebelumnya kita harus backup CSS template dulu,,untuk jaga-jaga

klo seandainya nanti terjadi eeerrrooorrr atau perubahan tidak bisa disimpan,

::* klik saja Tulisan Download Template Selengkapnya,

::* Lalu beri cantang pada tulisan Expand Template Widget

tunggu beberapa saat,,sambil minum dulu,,biyar nyante dikit,

::* cari kode ini : <p><data:post.body/></p>

(untuk pecinta mozilla,tau cara cepat mencari sebuah format tulisan pada pada window browser,, cara'a : pilih menu Edit lalu pilih "Find in This Page", akan muncul jendela baru pada bagian bawah,,ketikan format tulisan yang akan di cari di form yang tersedia)

kalo udah ketemu hapus kodenya, lalu ganti dengan kode ini :

<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>
<style>.fullpost{display:inline;}</style>
<p><data:post.body/></p>
<b:else/>
<style>.fullpost{display:none;}</style>
<p><data:post.body/>
<a expr:href='data:post.url'><strong>Selengkapnya...</strong></a></p>
</b:if>

tulisan selengkapnya... bisa bisa diganti sesuai keinginan

::* lalu Simpan

Selesai

mmheeee..

sekarang menuju ke Menu Posting

dan pilih "Edit Html" disebelah "Tulis"

kalau penambahan Read more nya berhasil maka

pada halaman edit html akan muncul secara

otomatis kode yang dipasang pada

pengaturan template posting di atas tadi,,

cara postingnya gimana:

gini,,

(Tulisan yang akan di tampilkan pada jendela posting disini) <span class="fullpost">

(isi dari artikel lengkap dsini) "dalam artian penggalan postingan di tulis antara kode ini"

</span>

Selesai,,

mudah² berhasil ya,,

Dan Tetap Semangat....!!!!

Buat penggemar Yahoo Messenger...Uda tau HyperIM...?

2008-11-07T04:11:00.000-08:00

Kata'a seh, soptware HyperIM ini komplit yak buat YM,,

Plugins ato apa lah nama'a,?

Buat yang mu ganti status berdasarkan lagu yang lagi di puter di Winamp, Jet

Audio, Media Player, jg byk yang lainnya,

buat yang mu show hidden emoticon, banyak tuh ada Y!Robot juga,,

mheeee) orang kampung juga masih korang ngerti tuh,,

bagi yang mau coba aja....

Download HyperIM nya dulu...

disini

juga disini

abis tu instal soptware'a ampe slesai,,klo ada s'macam warning gitu next aja,,

masukkan nama dan password klo uda nyampe seperti gambar ini :

itu name ama password-e bukan yang dari email atopun dimna ya,,
tapi terserah aja, sambil "merem" pun bole...tapi yang nama'a pass gk bole salah, apalagi lupa,,(mheheheee,
trus pas kompinya star up tuh form pasti muncul,,

ok, sekarang Let's start

nah .,,pada form ini ada option'a jga :

Custom : klo pilih yang ini, kita bisa dapetin plugins spuas²'a,

Invisible : klo yang ini, pasti udah pada tau ya, membuat status invisible,

Predefined : nah, klo yang ini dipilih, kita akan diantarkan ke pengaturan

semula, ato settingan default'a,

lalu sekarang coba klik "More >>"

muncul seperti ini :

tuu kan kliatan smua plug-plugins 'a...

salah satu'a yang mau bikin status YM'a berdasarkan lagu yang sedang di putar di media player, winamp ato y' lainnya,,
tinggal beri centang pada winamp ato jet audio, YM'a jangan lupa,

berikutnya coba liad pada bagian atas, ada kotak semacam media nulis nulis gitu ya..

Klik kanan disana sambil tekan control (crtl),

kemungkinan munculnya seperti ini :

pilih mode tampil dari status YM'a,,

trus ada lagi,,

untuk show hidden emoticon pada window chat, tinggal cantang aja,,trus buka window chat salah satu teman chat'a,
press : CTRL + ALT + H

tukan...!!!

banyak,,

ada lagi yang nama'a Y!Robot,

orang kampung uda nyoba, kayak'a itu buat apa... semacam mesin penjawab otomatis

untuk YM,,

sebelumnya centang dulu pada Y!robot,,trus dobel klik,,

muncul seperti ini kan...?

,,mmmm kayaknya di kompinya orang kampung soptware'a korupsi,

terbukti pas ng-klik input YM groups muncul pesan Error,,

tapi orang kampung masih isa nebak :

1. pas klik import YM groups : smua groups ama anggota groups'a aka masuk disana,

2. tuh 2 kotak yang tersedia adalah kotak untuk "jawaban" yang akan dikirim oleh mesinnya secara otomatis,,

udah ah...sgitu aja...

klo tertarik...dicek aja fungsinya satu²...

tetap smangat neh... '

Bikin Menu Navigasi Dynamic-FX Slide di Blogger

2008-11-06T11:16:00.000-08:00

yah....bikin navigasi menu, klo yang ini mah yang dynamic'a V.6,,

orang kampung udah coba bikinnya dan ternyata sukseeees 100,5% ( heee ..

gampang kok, coba aja...jangan lupa,,langsung PRAKTEK ..

bingung seperti apa...

contoh menu dynamic'a orang kampung yang ini :

yah...gk sabaran neh...

untuk membuat'a diperlukan "dikit" kreasi dalam ng-edit kode² nya...

nyantai aja ... gampang itu mah klo cuman ng-edit,,

(yang susah bikin'a) mheee...tepuk tangan dulu buat orang kampung sebelah

yang uda bikinin...

kode mana,,?

Donlot dulu...tuh ada...

dah...??

extrac fail nya ,, disitu ada ssm.js ama ssmItems.js

disini kita cuma edit yang ssmItems,

klik kanan trus buka pake notepad ato MacromediaDreamwiper klo ada,,

( klo buka'a pake dreamwiper, save as nya bisa langsung ke javascript (.js), tp klo notepad orang kampung gk tau,,)

trus yg di edit yg'mana..,?

liad bagian ini:

barFontColor="black";
barVAlign="center";
barWidth=30; // no quotes!!
barText="Blog OranG KampunG"; // <IMG> tag supported. Put exact html for an image to show.

///////////////////////////

// ssmItems[...]=[name, link, target, colspan, endrow?] - leave 'link' and 'target' blank to make a header

yang berwarna ganti aja (terserah,

contoh yang lain : Menu Saya, Menu (aja),
yah...kreasi mungkin yak...??

trus yang ini :

ssmItems[0]=["KAMPUNG ILMU"] //yang ini bagian header

ssmItems[1]=["Ilmu Komputer", "http://www.ilmukomputer.com", "_new"]
ssmItems[2]=["Artikel-IT", "http://www.artikel-it.com", ""]

ssmItems[3]=["TempLaTe", "http://www.finalsense.com", "", 1, "no", ""] //bikin dalam 2 kolom
ssmItems[4]=["Keren", " http://www.finalsense.com", "",1, ""]

ssmItems[5]=["Blogger Indonesia", "", ""]
ssmItems[6]=["blog-indonesia", "http://blog-indonesia.com", ""]
ssmItems[7]=["Planet Blogger", "http://www.blogger.web.id", ""]
ssmItems[8]=["Muslim Blog", "http://www.blog.muslimblog.net", ""]
ssmItems[9]=["fatihsyuhud", "http://fatihsyuhud.com", ""]
ssmItems[10]=["Edit Tag", "http://edittag.blogspot.com", ""]

ssmItems[11]=["Orang", "http://www.ameybelajarblog1.blogspot.com", "", 1, "no"] //bikin dalam bentuk 2 kolom
ssmItems[12]=["Kampung", "http://www.ameybelajarblog1.blogspot.com", "",1]

ssmItems[13]=["Keren By :", "", ""] //bikin header baru
ssmItems[14]=["Kolom-Tutorial", "http://kolom-tutorial.blogspot.com", ""]

buildMenu();

//-->

mhehehee...

ganti yang tulisan berwarna, ini adalah nama² dari button navigasi nya,,

seperti ini : MENU,About Me, Download, ( banyak yang lain ya, sasuai kondisi blog )

slesei disana, trus

yang berwarna ganti ama alamat yang di tuju sesuai button navigasi'a,,

trus ada lagi yang berwarna, ("_new") ini dimaksudkan ketika meng-kilk navigasi

button akan di buka pada Tab baru, gitu,...

minum dulu ya...biyar nyantei,,

udah ...?

save....

jangan lupa simpan'a dengan format javascript (.js)

abis tu kita UpLoad lagi kedua fail 'a,

(ingat : fail ssmItems musti yang uda di edit,

lah..knapa di upload lagi..?, agar kedua fail tersebut ada alamat URL'a

masih bingung dimana mu meng-Uploadn'a,,

salah satunya di geocities yahoo , disini ,

Log in dengan account yahoo,,

trus Upload,,klo udah jangan lupa simpan alamat URL'a,,

simpan di notepad kesayang juga bisa ,

klo punya orang kampung seperti ini :

fail ssm.js = http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/ssm.js

fail ssmItems.js = http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/ssmItems.js

ya...slesai mpe sana...

giliran Orang Kampung y' minum ya...

::* untuk langkah terakhir...

Sing in di Blogger

klik menu Layout

Lalu klik Tata Letak trus Edit HTML

lalu cari kode </head> lalu tempel Kode berikut tepat di atas'a :

<style type="text/css">

</style>

<SCRIPT SRC="http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/ssm.js" language="JavaScript1.2">
//Dynamic-FX slide in menu v6.5 (By maXimus, http://maximus.ravecore.com/)
//Updated July 8th, 03' for doctype bug
//For full source, and 100's more DHTML scripts, visit http://www.dynamicdrive.com

</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT SRC="http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/ssmItems.js" language="JavaScript1.2"></SCRIPT>

("nah sekarang orang kampung mau nanya...

alamat URL tempat upload fail yang 2 tadi masih ada kan...?")

ganti dengan masukkan alamat url masing² k tulisan yang berwarna...

trus klo mu b'kreasi warna, lebar menu navigasi, tinggi dan yang lainya di bagian yang ini :

menuWidth=150; //* lebarnya b'arti 150px*//
menuCols=2;

//* bagian Header

hdrFontFamily="verdana";
hdrFontSize="2";
hdrFontColor="white";
hdrBGColor="#170088";
hdrAlign="left";
hdrVAlign="center";
hdrHeight="15";

//* klo yang ini button ama link

linkFontFamily="Verdana";
linkFontSize="2";
linkBGColor="white";
linkOverBGColor="#FFFF99";
linkTarget="_top";
linkAlign="Left";

//* nah yang ini bagian bar nya ( mheeee ,,pub kale ya... ),klo bartext orang kampung yang ada tulisan ini "Blog Orang Kampung" *//

barBGColor="#444444";
barFontFamily="Verdana";
barFontSize="2";
barFontColor="white";
barVAlign="center";
barWidth=20; // lebar pab nya mheee *//

mudah² ngerti ya...

nah, klo masih bingung ama pe'warna'an dsini ada petunjuk kombinasi warna

untuk web/blog. Tubruk aja disini

abis tu simpan,,

coba Liad hasilnya,,

klo masih ragu atau gk sukses sama sekali, c'loteh aja di shout box ,,

keep Fight ...!!!

Menghemat Bandwidht Dengan Cheat Pada Mozilla Firefox

2008-11-03T23:42:00.000-08:00

Mengingat dan menimbang cerita si Hamdi, bagi yang lom tau critanya boleh klik disini.
Pada dasarnya dengan malakukan beberapa teknik cheat pada Mozilla ( bagi ya udah tau, keren tuh ....cauuuuuuuu ) "orang kampung" cuma ingin
gak ada lagi hamdi² yang lain setelah ini.

ya, jurus ini bisa memberi pengaruh kepada Bandwidht saat melakukan browsing,,karna orang kampung udah buktiin sendiri,,untuk teknik cheat Mozilla saya udah pernah posting disini.

setelah mencoba teknik tersebut, coba liad perbedaannya...

atau masih merasa kurang puas, coba yang ini :

::* Ketik about:config pada address bar, lalu Enter

::* Masukkan kode dibawah pada Form Filter :

network.http.pipelining = set nilainya "true"

network.http.proxy.pipelining = set nilainya "true"

network.http.pipelining.maxrequests = dengan nilai "30"

network.http.max-connections = dengan nilai "64"

network.http.max-connections-per-server = dengan nilai "21"

network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server = dengan nilai "8"

network.http.pipelining set nilainya "true"

network.http.pipelining.maxrequests = dengan nilai "100"

network.http.proxy.pipelining = "true"

ada lagi... klo yang ini m'ngarah kepada dengan Dial_ip :
Ketik pada Form Filter : /klo capek ngetiknya copy aja,,(mheheee)

browser.cache.disk_cache_ssl = set nilai "true"

browser.xul.error_pages.enabled = set nilai "true"

content.interrupt.parsing = set nilai "true"

content.max.tokenizing.time = masukkan nilai 3000000

content.maxtextrun = masukkan nilai 8191

content.notify.backoffcount = 5

content.notify.interval = 750000

content.notify.ontimer = set nilai "true"

content.switch.threshold = 750000

network.http.max-connections = 32

network.http.max-connections-per-server = 8

network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 8

network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server = 4

network.http.pipelining = set nilai "true"

network.http.pipelining.maxrequests = 8

network.http.proxy.pipelining = set nilai "true"

nglayout.initialpaint.delay = 750

plugin.expose_full_path = set nilai "true"

signed.applets.codebase_principal_support = set nilai "true"

udah......

Mudah²an gak ada lagi Hamdi yang laen, (mheheehehehe....

Peace Hamdi

Tetap S'mangat.....!!!

Ngarap yang Gratis Ternyata Malah Rugi

2008-11-02T18:54:00.000-08:00

Dalam ² bulan terakhir Speedy memanjakan pelanggan dengan
Gratis
pemakaian 3 bulan pertama dan program ini hanya tersedia untuk Pelanggan Baru yang mau make volumE baseD sama timE baseD...kalo mau beli office sama y lain hanya diskon (tetap bayar) mhahaha,,ini juga baru di kampung sini ya,gak tau dikampung sana gimana..?(heeee

hah...?
yang Ngarap
Gratis
kok malah rugi siapa ya...?

ia, ada, si Hamdi yang tinggal
di pondok ujung sana
dekat lereng, kebetulan diya beli yang volume based . . .
(mhahahaha)lucunya Si Hamdi 2 minggu baru beli "sapidy" saya singgah ke pondok diya cuma liad²...skalian mau bandingkan sama apa gak kayak yang di podok...mhehehe,,
setelah lama disana saya ajak diya ng-cek pemakaian, dan ternyata elom pernah di-cek,,
wawwww udah kelebihan 1324Mb, padahal Sapidy cuma jual se-Giga ya...
...Padahal baru dua minggu,.se-giga ditambah sama kelebihan udah 2,348 Giga,

trus klau boleh ng-itung² "The Loss", udah brapa ya,
Trakhir SPeedy jual Rp25 /kb Kelebihan,,
/* 2,348 Giga x Rp25 = braapaa ...?

jadi bingung ...

"apa Speedy kurang pitar me-manjakan
atau Pelanggannya yang gak mikir"...mhahaha,,

Lagian orang kampung mana yang gak
mau klo ditawarin Gratis tis tis,,

Peace Hamdi

Menghilangkan Icon Quick Edit Pada Blogger

2008-11-02T04:29:00.000-08:00

Quick Edit...? bahasa kita nya adalah mengedit secara cepat.
atau kalau masih ada yang bingung icon quick edit adalah icon yang dilambangkan dengan gambar Obeng dan Tang, Fungsinya adalah, jika kita ingin melakukan editing terhadap elemen tersebut tinggal klik saja icon tersebut dan kita akan dibawa langsung menuju elemen yang dimaksud.

Icon ini sebenarnya hanya bisa di lihat apabila kita sedang Sing in di blogger saja, dan pengunjung yang lain tidak bisa melihat icon tersebut.

berikut caranya dengan menambahkan sedikit kode pada kode CSS template kita.

::* Sing In di Blogger

::* Klik Layouts

::* Klik Menu Tata Letak, lalu pilih Edit HTML

lalu cari kode ini : ]]></b:skin>

::* Copy dan paste kode dibawah tepat diatas kode ]]></b:skin>

.quickedit{
display:none;
}

::* Simpan Template

Selesai...!!!

Keep Fight...!!!

Pasang Tag meta Pada Blog

2008-11-02T03:46:00.000-08:00

Penggunaan Meta Tag adalah untuk meningkat trafic web site / blog, hal yang tak kalah pentingnya adalah mengenai cara penggunaan meta tag.

Meta tag itu berupa:

- Robots

Koding tag ini ada kaitan dengan sebuah file yaitu file yang diberi nama robots.txt

- Desicription

merupakan ringkasan description yang ada pada body page atau halaman web/blog.

- Keyword

Keyword atau kata kunci adalah potongan suku kata yang menjadi suku kata penting yang terkait antara description dan title web / blog.

Pada blog, Meta Tag merupakan Salah satu cara agar blog kita lebih di lirik atau di kenali oleh mesin pencari, dan penggunaan Meta Tag dapat pasang di bagian header pada kode template blog.

contoh Meta Tag untuk blogger :

<meta name="robots" content="INDEX, FOLLOW"/>
<meta name="description" content=" isi dengan Deskripsi dari blog "/>
<meta name="keywords" content=" isi dengan kata kunci atau keyword disini, silahkan isi dengan beberapa keyword yang di anggap sangat berhubungan dengan blog tersebut "/>

Yang harus diperhatikan ada lah tulisan yang berwarna, ini harus diganti sesuai dengan kondisi blog kita masing²

trus pemasang'a dimana,?

cari kode ini <title><data:blog.pageTitle/></title>

untuk lebih mudah mencari kode diatas kita bisa menggunakan cara ini:

Pilih menu EDIT, lalu pilih FIND IN THIS PAGE,

copy dan paste kode yang mau kita cari dalam kotak yang tersedia pada bagian halaman browsing.

Keep Fight...!!!

Pengaturan Pada Bloger

2008-11-02T02:30:00.000-08:00

Mengatur "Pengaturan" blogger harus dilakukan agar blog kita terindek atau dikenal oleh mesin pencari seperti google, Msn, Yahoo dan lainnya,

::* pertama Sing In di Blogger

::* Klik Menu Layouts

::* Klik Pengaturan

Perhatikan gambar dibawah

Lalu ikuti petunjuk berikut

1. Pada Submenu Dasar

- Judul ⇒ Isi dengan judul blog. Misalnya : anak kampuang ng-blog

- Uraian ⇒ uraian disebut juga dengan deskripsi blog, atau tentang apa isi blog tersebut

- Tambahkan blog Anda ke daftar kami? ⇒ pilih ya agar setiap kita posting tulisan di blog akan selalu masuk di daftar Blogger.com

- Biarkan mesin pencari menemukan blog Anda? => "ya"

- Tampilkan Editing Cepat di Blog Anda? => "Ya"

- Tampilkan Link Posting Email? => "ya"

- Konten Dewasa? => walah, kalau yang ini gak tau deh...suka-suka aja deh, tapi sebaiknya jangan pilih "ya"

- Tampilkan Mode Compose untuk semua blog Anda? ⇒ "Ya"

- Aktifkan transliterasi? => ini adalah pilihan untuk menghilangkan button translite bahasa, klo yang ini terserah

- Simpan Pengaturan, lanjut ke Menu Publikasi.....

2. Klik Publikasi

- Alamat Blogspot => kalo yang ini Biasanya alamat yang tercantum adalah langsung alamat blog kita, jadi gak perlu di ubah.

- Simpan pengaturan. Selesai

3. Pengaturan pada menu Format

- Tampilkan => ini adalah pilihan berapa posting yang ingin kita tampilkan pada halaman utama blog. Atau klik menu pulldown jika kita mau menampilkan postingan perhari.

- Format Header Tanggal => Pilih Format yang kita sukai,karna tanggal dan bulan ini akan selalu tampil tepat di atas postingan kita.

- Format tanggal Index Arsip => pilih model untuk peng-arsip-an sesuai dengan kehendak masing².

- Format Timestamp => Pilih format waktu.

- Zona Waktu =>Pilih zona waktu yang sesuai. Contoh untuk WIB : [UTC-+7.00]Asia/Jakarta.

- Bahasa => Pilihan bahasa.

- Tampilkan Field judul => "ya"

- Tampilkan kolom link =>pilih "ya"

- Aktifkan perataan float => pilih "ya"

- Simpan Pengaturan. Lanjut ke Pengaturan Komentar

4. Klik Menu Komentar

- Komentar => pilih tampilkan, agar Tulisan kita dapat di komentari oleh pengunjung

- Siapa yang Bisa Berkomentar ? => Pilih Siapa pun - termasuk Pengguna Anonim. Ini di maksudkan agar setiap orang bisa berkomentar

- Default Komentar untuk Posting => pilih Posting baru memiliki komentar.

- Link balik => Pilih tampilkan. Ini dimaksudkan agar kita mengetahui apabila ada yang memasang link pada artikel kita.

- Default Link Balik untuk Posting => pilih Posting baru Memiliki Link Balik.

- Format Timestamp Komentar => pilih format jam yg singkat. Contoh: 8.00 PM.

- Aktifkan moderasi komentar? => pilih Tidak, ini dimaksudkan apabila ada pengunjung blog yang meniggalkan komentar pada blog, kita harus moderasi dulu, atau disetujui dulu,,sebaiknya pi

- Tampilkan verifikasi kata untuk komentar? => pilih Ya agar terhindar dari spam.

- Tampilkan gambar profil dalam komentar? => pilih ya. jika kita ingin gambar komentator yg punya id blogger, dapat menampilkan fotonya.

- Email Pemberitahuan Komentar => isi dg alamat email anda, Blogger akan memberitahu kita melalui e-mail tersebut jika ada pengunjung yang meninggalkan komentar pada blog.

- Simpan Pengaturan.

5. Klik Arsipkan

- Frekuensi Arsip => pilih Bulanan.

- Aktifkan Halaman Posting? =>"ya"

- Simpan Pengaturan

6. Klik Fedd Situs

- Izinkan Feed Blog => pilih Penuh.

- Posting URL Pengubahan Arah Feed => di isi dengan alamat feed penggati semisal alamat feed dari feed burner, jika belum punya, di kosongkan saja.

- Footer Feed Posting => Silahkan di isi dengan kode iklan yang kita punya, misal kode iklan dari Google adsense dsb, namun jika tidak punya, silahkan kosongkan saja.

- Simpan Perubahan.

Ada Yahoo ! Messenger Emoticons di Postingan

2008-11-01T23:20:00.000-07:00

mmmmmm bagi yang blom tau uda pasti ketinggalan banged yah...tapi gak mama ( bosan gak papa trus )
pas maren ada temen yang nanya, itu postingan yang ada icon messanger gimana cara'a..?pada dasarnya sama seperti kita posting gambar, yaitu Upload dan raih kode HTML nya...dalam posting kita tinggal pasang kode tersebut pada postingan....jadi...!!!

dan ini tidak hanya bisa di pakai pada blogger, tp juga bisa di blog-blog lain termasuk bagi yang mau menghiasi Testimonial pada Friendtser.

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Selamat Ber-Xpresi.....!!!

Tang'z Kang Rahman

Menghilangkan Angka Dalam Label

2008-11-01T21:58:00.000-07:00

Untuk menghilangkan angka dalam label sangat mudah dan tidak perlu mengeluarkan keringat-pun bisa...bagi kita yang belom ngerti mana yang disebut dengan label, dan angka mana yang terdapat dalam label itu sendiri...
baiklah kita akan bahas apa itu label...?
Label tebentuk dari postingan di blog, setelah kita mem-posting beberapa tulisan kita bisa mengelompokkan postingan menjadi satu label,,
masih bingung...?

sekarang Sing In di Blogger, masuk pada Menu POSTING, lalu Klik sub Menu EDIT ENTRI,maka akan tampil List dari postingan kita di blog,
nah, untuk membuat label kita tinggal centang (tandai) posting mana yang akan kita kelompok-kan menjadi satu label, kemudian Klik AKSI LABEL pada bagian atas List Posting lalu pilih Label Baru, dan otomatis postingan yang di tandai tadi akan menjadi satu Label.
nah sekarang Lihat Blog...
pada bagian sidebar akan muncul Label baru dengan banyaknya postingan dalam label tesebut (dalam bilangan angka)

contoh : tips dan trik (5)

oke sampai sana sangat sangat ngerti banged, dan sekarang bagi yang tidak suka akan keberadaan angka dalam label tersebut gampang kita akan melenyapkan dari muka blog kita (mhahahahahahaha)

1. Sign in ke blogger

2. Klik Menu LAYOUTS

3. Klik Menu TATA LETAK

4. Lalu pilih Submenu Edit HTML

5. Klik Download Template Lengkap, ini dilakukan untuk "keamanan" bagi blog kita, seandainya tejadi kesalahan dalam edit HTML (diharuskan setiap kita akan melakukan edit pada HTML)

6. Beri tanda centang pada kotak di samping tulisan Expand Template Widget

7. Silahkan anda cari kode berikut pada kode template milik anda :

<data:label.count/>

Lalu Hapus...

8. Klik tombol Simpan Template.

9. Selesai.... sekarang lihad blog dan .....hilangkan...?

KeeP Fight...!!!

Tang'z Kang Rahman

mengubah favicon (favorit icon) pada blogger

2008-10-31T23:13:00.000-07:00

Pada umumnya semua penyedia situs mempunyai Favorit icon sendiri termasuk blogger, untuk lebuh jelas kita liad gambar...

::* rancanglah sebuah gambar terserah gambar apa, klo udah jadi convert gambarnya menggunakan tool Favicon Generator klik aja disini

::* Browse file calon favorit icon kita masing²....Kemudian Generate Favicon...

::* Tunggu sejenak....lalu klik Here To Donlod Your Favicon!

Langkah berikutnya ada mengupload icon ke image hosting seperti geocities.yahoo.com

dan juga photobucket (bagi yang belum punya username disana silakan daptar dulu...)

setelah upload slesei dapatkan URL dari icon tersebut,

contoh : http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/favicon.ico

::* pada edit html akan ada penambahan kode...menjadi ini :

<link rel="shotcut icon" href="http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/favicon.ico"/>

untuk selanjutnya silahkan Sing in di blogger ( yang udah bikin gk bisa tidur )

::* Klik menu Tata Letak lalu klik edit Html

::* Cari kode <head> (dari nama'a aja uda so pasti letaknya paling atas)

::* Pasang kode ini dibawah kode <head>
<link rel="shotcut icon" href="http://www.geocities.com/jkt24_cbn/favicon.ico"/>

::* Simpan Template

::* Sleseai

Memasang Jam Pada Blogger

2008-10-31T16:11:00.000-07:00

Bagi kita yang menganggap waktu adalah rupiah maka kita bisa memasang aksesori jam pada blog,,, dalam pemasangan Jam ini yang kita butuhkan adalah kode HTML dari jenis jam yang akan kita pasang di Blog, dan ini akan kita dapatkan secara gratis pada situs penyedia aksesori berupa jam.
bagi yang pengen blog ada jamnya klik disini.

lalu klik Want a clock on your Website ?

silahkan pilih jenis tampilan jam yang paling menarik dan cocok untuk tampilan blog kita, kemudian dapat kan kode HTML, sebelumnya kita jg bisa men-set ukuran jam.

berikutnya :

::* Sing in di blogger

::* Klik menu Layouts atau Tata Letak bagi yang menerapkan bahasa Indonesia

::* Klik Elemen Halaman

::* KLik Tambah Gadget, kemudian tambah kan HTML/JavaScript dengan meng-klik tambah atau add to blog

copy kode HTML jam dan Paste dalam kotak yang tersedia (judul teserah)

::* Simpan Template

Selamat Mencoba

Mari....!!!Berbagi ilmu dengan Kolom-Tutorial

Knights Of Cydonia

2008-10-25T23:57:00.000-07:00

Come ride with me
Through the veins of history
I'll show you how god
Falls asleep on the job

And how can we win
When fools can be kings
Don't waste your time
Or time will waste you

No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

Hysteria

2008-10-25T23:55:00.000-07:00

it's bugging me, grating me
and twisting me around
yeah I'm endlessly caving in
and turning inside out

'cause I want it now
I want it now
give me your heart and your soul
and I'm breaking out
I'm breaking out
last chance to lose control

yeah its holding me, morphing me
and forcing me to strive
to be endlessly cold within
and dreaming I'm alive

'cause i want it now
I want it now
give me your heart and your soul
I'm not breaking down
I'm breaking out
that's when she'll lose control

and I want you now
I want you now
I feel my heart implode
and I'm breaking out
escaping now
feeling my faith erode

Time Is Running Out

2008-10-25T23:53:00.001-07:00

I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell
That you've created

You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction

You will be the death of me
Yeah, you will be the death of me

Bury it, I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it

Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't push it underground
You can't stop it screaming out

I wanted freedom
Bound and restricted
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted
Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation
You'd never dream of
Breaking this fixation

You will squeeze the life out of me

Bury it, I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it

Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't pursue underground
You can't stop it screaming out

How did it come to this
Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah Yeahhhhh

Yeah you, will suck the life out of me

Bury it, I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it

Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't push it underground
You can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this

Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah Yeahhhhh

Starlight

2008-10-25T23:51:00.000-07:00

Far away
This ship has taken me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

Starlight
I will be chasing a starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold you in my arms

My life
You electrify my life
Let's conspire to re-ignite
All the souls that would die just to feel alive

I'll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold you in my arms

Far away
The ship has taken me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

I'll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold

Supermassive Black Hole

2008-10-25T23:49:00.001-07:00

Oh baby don't you know I suffer?
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretences
How long before you let me go?

Oooh...You set my soul alight
Oooh...You set my soul alight

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth

Oooh...You set my soul alight
Oooh...You set my soul alight

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

(You set my soul)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole

Cara Memasang Banner di Header Blog

2008-10-25T14:57:00.000-07:00

Bagi teman yang mahir dalam Photoshop, CorelDraw dan jenis App Editing image lainnya sudah pasti bisa membuat baner sesuai dengan keinginan...
Kemudian untuk mendapatkan URL image banner tersebut kita harus meng-upload banner tersebut, salah satu penyedia image hosting adalah photobucket, atau kita bisa memakai image hosting lainnya, klik disini untuk daftar di photobucket.
kemudian upload banner dan dapatkan URL nya.

seperti contoh banner sederhana ini:

dengan URL seperti ini:
http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk461/ameykurdt/header1.jpg

nah...
sekarang kita tinggal lakukan langkah berikutnya...

=> Bagi yang memakai Template Klasik

Setelah Sing in di Blogger

::* Pilih Menu Template

::* Lalu pilih menu Edit HTML pada menu Tata Letak

( dianjurkan meng-Copy seluruh kode HTML yang ada lalu paste pada notepad lalu disimpan, ini hanya sebagai backup data template apabila kita melakukan kesalahan dalam men-desain template)

::* Kemudian masukkan kode berikut dengan URL banner seperti tambahan yang berwarna di bawah
(URL background harus diganti dengan URL masing²)

/* Header ----------------------------------------------- */
@media all {
#header {
width:660px;
margin:0 auto 10px;
border:1px solid #ccc;
background:url(http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk461/ameykurdt/header1.jpg) no-repeat top center;
}
}

::* Lalu klik Simpan Template

::* Selesai...

=> Bagi yang memakai template baru

Untuk yang memakai template baru bisa juaga dengan cara seperti template klasik

dan pada template baru ada cara lain untuk pemasangan banner

Setelah Sing in diblogger

::* Pilih menu Layout

::* Lalu pilih tab menu Edit HTML pada menu Tata Letak

::* Download Template Lengkap, untuk backup data seandainya terjadi kesalah dalam edit template

::* kemudian beri centang pada Expand Template Widget

::* Cari kode berikut pada template kotak CSS template

<b:section class='header' id='header' maxwidgets='1'>

kemudian ubah nilai 1 menjadi 2

sehingga menjadi <b:section class='header' id='header' maxwidgets='2'>

::* Klik Simpan template

Langkah berikutnya pilih tab menu Elemen Halaman

::* Pilih Edit pada elemen Blog Header

::* Lalu pilih Browse dan cari banner yang ingin dipasang, tentunya yang sudah tersimpan dikomputer

Tunggu sampai proses selesai

::* Kemudian SIMPAN

Selesai...dan Selamat Menikmati Banner Baru Pilihan anda....

and Keep Fight !!!

Cara Posting Bahasa HTML Pada Blog

2008-10-25T13:37:00.000-07:00

Cara menulis kode HTML pada blog bisa dengan melakukan konversi.
salah satu situs penyedia koversi online klik disini
kemudian masukkan kode HTML yang akan di konversi pada kotak yang tersedia
lalu klik ENCODE kode HTML siab di posting...
Pada dasarnya cara menulis bahasa HTML diposting Blogger sama dengan posting di Wordpress

maju terus blog indonesia...!!!

still keep fight

Cara Menghilangkan Navbar Pada Blogger

2008-10-25T11:36:00.000-07:00

=>Untuk Template Klasik

Pada Menu Layout

1. Klik menu Edit HTML

2. Download Template Lengkap

3. Pasang kode dibawah tepat diatas kode </style>

/* hilangkan navbar
----------------------------- */

#navbar-iframe {
height:0px;
visibility:hidden;
display:none
}

3. Lalu simpan template

4. Selesai

=> Untuk template baru

1. Klik menu Layout

2. Klik menu Edit HTML

3. Download Template Lengkap ( backup data template )

4. Pasang dibawah dan paste tepat diatas kode ]]></b:skin>

#navbar-iframe {
height:0px;
visibility:hidden;
display:none
}

5. Klik tombol Simpan Template

6. Selesai

Keep Fight...!!!

Big Cheese

2008-10-24T17:13:00.000-07:00

Big cheese - make me
Mine says, "Go [to] the office"
Big cheese - make me
Mine says, "One that stays"

Black is black, straight back
Need more enemies
Show you all what a man is
Need more ememies

Big lies - make my
Mine says "Go [to] the office"
Big cheese - make me
Message? What is it?

Black is black, straight back
Need more enemies
She is glue, how are you?

Big cheese - make me
Mine says "Go [to] the office"
Big cheese - make me
Message? What is it?

Black is black, straight back
Need more enemies
She is glue, how are you?

Black is black, straight back
Need more enemies
Sure you are, but what am I?
Need more enemies

She is glue, how are you?
Need more enemies
Sure you are, but what am I?

Sifting

2008-10-24T17:11:00.000-07:00

Afraid - to grade
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cross, self loss
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Some fear none
Wouldn't it be fun?

Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Preacher said

"Don't have nothing for you" (x7)

Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals
Wouldn't it be fun?

Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Preacher said (x2)

"Don't have nothing for you" (x7)

"Don't have nothing for you" (x9)

Mr. Moustache

2008-10-24T17:10:00.000-07:00

Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your might and wisdom
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud

Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my temptations
Take my hand and keep it clean
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud

Is he in an easychair?
-- Oversized rock
I don't like you anyway
-- Seal it in a box (alt: Silver metal box)

I'm new (x2)

Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your might and wisdom
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud

Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my temptations
Take my hand and keep it clean
Yes I eat cow - I am not proud

Is he in an easychair?
-- Oversized rock
I don't like you anyway
-- Seal it in a box (alt: Silver metal box)

(x2)
I'm new
I'm you

Aaaahh!

Swap Meet

2008-10-24T17:08:00.000-07:00

(x3)
They lead a lifetime that is comfortable
They travel far to keep their stomachs full
They make their living off of arts and crafts
The kind with seashells, driftwood and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show

-- Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
-- Keeps her photographs close to her heart
-- Keeps the bitterness close to the heart

Paper Cuts

2008-10-24T17:07:00.000-07:00

When I'm feeling tired
She pushed food through the door
And I crawl towards the crack of light
Sometimes I can't find my way

Newspapers spread around
Soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again
- a good hosing down

The lady whom I feel maternal love for
Cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twitch and masturbate!

I said so (x3)
Nirvana (x6)

Black windows of paint
I scratched with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try to escape?

They bring out the older ones
They point in my way
They come with a flash of light
And take my family away

And very later I have learned
To accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement
And that is why I'm here with you!

To take
Me with
You're right

Nirvana (x8)

Love Buzz

2008-10-24T17:06:00.000-07:00

Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

(x4)
Can you feel my love buzz?

Would you believe me when I do you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

(x4)
Can you feel my love buzz?

Blew

2008-10-24T17:04:00.000-07:00

- Thank you for your patience!

If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew
If you wouldn't care I would like to blew
If you wouldn't mind I would like to leave
If you wouldn't care I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew
If you wouldn't care I would like to blew
If you wouldn't mind I would like to leave
If you wouldn't care I would like to breathe

(x2)
Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe who we knew was stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

(x8)
You could do anything...

Negative Creep

2008-10-24T17:03:00.000-07:00

This is out of our reach
Out of our reach (x2)
And it's gone

This is getting to be
Getting to be (x2)
A drone

Negative creep (x3)
And I'm stoned!

Negative creep (x3)
And I'm ...

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x4)

Out of our reach (x3)
And it's gone

Getting to be (x3)
A drone

Negative creep (x3)
And I'm stoned!

Negative creep (x3)
And I'm ...

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x4)

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x8)

Spank Thru

2008-10-24T17:02:00.001-07:00

And as the soft pretentious mountains
Glisten in the light of the trees
And the flowers sing in D minor
And the birds fly happily

We'll be together once again my love
I need you back, oh baby baby

I can't explain just why we lost it from the start
living without you girl you'll only break my heart ...

I can feel it, I can hold it
I can bend it - I can shape it and/or mold it
I can cut it, I can taste it - I can spank it, I can beat it ejacu-late it ... Aah!
I've been lookin for day Glo - Always hearing the same ole'
Sticky boredom with a book -
I can make it do things you wouldn't think it ever could

School

2008-10-24T16:59:00.000-07:00

Won't you believe it
It's just my luck

(x3)
No recess

(x4)
Won't you believe it
It's just my luck

(x3)
No recess

(x8)
You're in that school again

(x7)
No recess

Drain You

One baby to another says -
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
A travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you

With eyes so dialated,
I've become your pupil
You've taught me everything
Without a poison apple
The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student
Indebted and so grateful -
Vacuum out the fluids

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
I like you

One baby to another says -
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
A travel through a tube
And end up in your infection

Chew your meat for you
Pass it back and forth
In a passionate kiss
From my mouth to yours
Sloppy lips to lips
You're my vitamins
I'm like you

Tourette's

2008-10-24T16:58:00.000-07:00

- Moderate Rock!

Mayday every day, in my heart.
Could've had a heart attack, in my heart.
We don't know anything, in my heart.
We all want something fair, in my heart.
Hey!
Hey!
Heyyyyyyy! (x3)

Out of town, out of sight, is my heart.
Queen of lies, everyday, in my heart.
My heart, one more on the phone, my heart.
One more at the phone, at my heart
Hey!
Hey!
Heyyyyyyyyyyy! (x2)

Mean heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart
Cold heart, cold heart, cold heart, cold heart!

Uhhhhhhh!

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

2008-10-24T16:56:00.000-07:00

- Hmmmmmm ... I just wanna know ... do you like me?

{ This is whispered in the beginning }

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

What is wrong with me (x3)

I'm gonna do with what you think
If you ever think at all
Bi-polar opposites attract
All of a sudden my water broke

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns
Second-rate third degree burns

What is wrong with me (x2)
What do I think of me ?

Hate, hate your enemies
Save, save your friends
Find, find your place
Speak, speak the truth

What is wrong with me (x3)
What do I think of me ?

Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

(x2)
What is wrong with me (x3)
What do I think of me ?

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

2008-10-24T16:55:00.000-07:00

It's so relieving
To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing
To hear that you're asking wherever you get your way
It's so soothing
To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us,
To see if they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience,
Disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground

I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

It's so relieving
To know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing
To know that you're asking wherever you get your way
It's so soothing
To know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad (x3)

Rape Me

2008-10-24T16:54:00.000-07:00

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one (x4)

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me my friend

I'm not the only one (x4)

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn

Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

I'm not the only one (x4)

Rape me! (x9)

Scentless Apprentice

2008-10-24T16:53:00.000-07:00

Like most babies smell like butter
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless
He was born a scentless apprentice

Go away - get away, get a-way

Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

Go away - get away, get a-way

I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms
Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume
You can't fire me because I quit!
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

Go away - get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get a-way

Serve the Servants

2008-10-24T16:52:00.000-07:00

Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

Serve the servants - Oh no (x4)

That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad

I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
There is nothing I could say
That I haven't thought before

Serve the servants - Oh no (x4)

That legendary divorce is such a bore

Serve the servants - Oh no (x7)

That legendary divorce is such a bore

Big Long Now

2008-10-24T16:50:00.000-07:00

It's not cold enough
Please put this side up
She is moving through
Can we show our faces now?

I'm not interesting
She's not turning green
Shameful as it seems
Can we show our faces now?

Endless climb
I am blind
Why can't I leave?
Color blind
Speaking a phrase
Instantly grown
I am blind
Waiting in line

It's not cold enough
Please put this side up
She is moving through
Can we show our faces now?

I'm not interesting
She's not turning green
Shameful as it seems
Can we show our faces now?

Endless climb
I am blind
Why can't I leave?
Color blind
Speaking a phrase
Instantly grown
I am blind

Why am I sure?

Aero Zeppelin

2008-10-24T16:49:00.000-07:00

What's a season in a right if you can't have anything
What's the reason in a rhyme if a plan means anything
What's the meaning in a crime, it's a fan if anything
Where's the learning in a line, it's a brand, it's a brand

How a culture comes again, it was all here yesterday
And you swear it's not a trend, doesn't matter anyway
There's only here to talk to friends, nothing new is everyday
You could shit upon the stage, they'll be fans

They'll be fans (alt: If you brand) (x3)

(x2)
All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly
Steal a sound and imitate, keep a format equally
Not an ode, just the facts, where our world is nowadays
An idea is what we lack, it doesn't matter anyways

Hey ... (x7)

Hairspray Queen

2008-10-24T16:47:00.000-07:00

I was your mind, you were my, my enemy,
You were mine, I was your, your enemy,
You would mind, I was your, your enemy,
You were mine, I was was your en ... aaahh

You rang
Your ears rang

I was your mind, you were my, my enemy,
You were mine, I was your, your enemy,
You would mind, I was your, your enemy,
You were mine, I was was your ena ... aaahh

At night, the wishful goddess
At night, she'll wish the hardest
At night, the disco goddess
At night, the witch go gaaahhh!

I was your mind, you were my, my enemy,
You were mine, I was your, your enemy,
You would mind, I was your, your enemy,
You were mine, I was was your ena ...

Wishful goddess, at night
Wish the hardest, at night
Wishful goddess, at night
Wishful gaaahhh!

I was your mind, you were my, my enemy,
You were mine, I was your, your enemy,
You would mind, I was your, your enemy,
You were mine, I was was your ena!

At night, the wishful goddess
At night, she'll wish the hardest
At night, the disco goddess
At night, the itch so modest
At night, the crisco lochness
At night, a mouthful omelette
At sight, the fish full goblets
At night, the witch go gaaawd !!

Mexican Seafood

2008-10-24T16:46:00.000-07:00

All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming
All the gels and cremes it is pertaining
To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Now I vomit cum and diarrhoea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy
Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Roll into my bed which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
Stained dirt, vaseline, toe jam and booger
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge

Mmmmm ...

Beeswax

2008-10-24T16:45:00.000-07:00

Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say,
Hey, hey, hey! -- and then we clash!

I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly

She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right!
Hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly

I don't know why,
I've got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate!

I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp

Bill just fuck me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look!

I got my penis spayed,
I got a little tail,
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh ... well you can't live

We got my dingaling spayed (x6)
I got my dingaling spayed (x5)
I got my diddly

Other interpretations possible.

Son of A Gun

2008-10-24T16:44:00.000-07:00

Up up up and down
Turn turn turnaround
Round round roundabout
And over again
Gun gun son of a gun
You are the only one
Makes any difference what I say

(x2)
The sun shines in the bedroom
When we play
The raining always starts
When you go away

Up up up and down
Turn turn turnaround
Round round roundabout
And over again
Gun gun son of a gun
You are the only one
Makes any difference what I say

(x2)
The sun shines in the bedroom
When we play
The raining always starts
When you go away

Up up up and down
Turn turn turnaround
Round round roundabout
And over again
Gun gun son of a gun
You are the only one
Makes any difference what I say

(x4)
The sun shines in the bedroom
When we play
The raining always starts
When you go away

Molly's Lips

2008-10-24T16:43:00.000-07:00

She said
She'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as she stays with me

She said
She'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as I stayed clean

Kiss kiss Molly's lips (x4 and x8 in the end)

Turnaround

2008-10-24T16:39:00.000-07:00

Take a step outside yourself
And you turn around
Take a look at who you are
It's pretty scary
So silly
It's Revolting
You're not much
You can't do anything

Take a step outside the city
And you turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock!

Who said don't look back?
Don't believe 'em
Go for that crazy sounding restaurant
'Cause they're gonna try and get behind you
Don't you let them do it
You know what I'm talking about?
You hear me talking?
You hear me talking!?

It's pretty scary, it's so revolting (x4)
Naaaah !

Take a step outside the country
And you turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is amazing
Take a good look
You're no big deal
You're so petty
It's a laugh

Take a step outside the planet
Turn around and around
Take a look at where you are
It's pretty scary

Stay Away

2008-10-24T16:38:00.000-07:00

Monkey see, monkey do
I don't know why I'd - rather be dead than cool
I don't know why - every line ends in rhyme
I don't know why - less is more, love is blind
I don't know why

Stay
Stay away (x3)

Give an inch, take a smile
I don't know why - fashion shits, fashion style
I don't know why - throw it out and keep it in
I don't know why - have to have poison skin
I don't know why

Stay
Stay away (x3)

I don't why (x2)

Stay
Stay away (x3)

Monkey see, monkey do
I don't know why I'd - rather be dead than cool
I don't know why - every line ends in rhyme
I don't know why - less is more, love is blind
I don't know why

Stay
Stay away (x3)

I don't know why (x2)

Stay
Stay away (x3)

Stay away (x5)

God is gay!

Lounge Act

2008-10-24T16:37:00.000-07:00

Truth - covered in security
I can't let you smother me
I'd like to, but it couldn't work
Trading off and taking turns
I don't regret a thing

And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove I still
I still smell her on you

Don't - tell me what I wanna hear
Afraid of never knowing fear
Experience anything you need
I'll keep fighting jealousy
Until it's fucking gone

And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to prove I still
I still smell her on you

Truth! - covered in security
I can't let you smother me
I'd like to but it couldn't work
Trading off and taking turns
I don't regret a thing

And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go out of my way to make you a deal
We've made a pact to learn from who
Ever we want without new rules
We'll share what's lost and what we grew
They'll go out of their way
To prove they still

Still smell her on you (x3)

Territorial Pissings

2008-10-24T16:36:00.000-07:00

"Come on people now, smile on your brother and
everybody get together, try to love one another right now"

When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions

Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait

Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman

(x2)
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait

"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you"

(x4)
Gotta find a way, to find a way, when I'm here
Gotta find a way - a better way - I had better wait

In Bloom

2008-10-24T16:31:00.002-07:00

Sell the kids for food
-- weather changes moods
Spring is here again
-- reproductive glands

Hey - He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Don't know what it means, when I say:

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means when I say aahh ...

We can have some more -- nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit -- tender age in bloom

Hey - He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Don't know what it means, when I say:

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means when I say aahh ...

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it mean's when I say:

He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means

Knows not what it means (x2)
Knows not what it means when I say aahh ...

Lake Of Fire

2008-10-24T16:31:00.001-07:00

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

I knew a lady who came from Duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
And she flew away howling on the yellow moon

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

Now the people cry and the people moan
And they look for a dry place to call their home
And try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make them their own

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

Oh Me

2008-10-24T16:29:00.000-07:00

If I had to lose a mile
If I had to touch feelings
I would lose my soul
The way I do

I don't have to think
I only have to do it
The results are always perfect
And that's old news

Would you like to hear my voice
Sprinkled with emotion
Invented at your birth?

I can't see the end of me
My whole expanse I cannot see
I formulate infinity
Stored deep inside me

If I had to lose a mile
If I had to touch feelings
I would lose my soul
The way I do

I don't have to think
I only have to do it
The results are always perfect
And that's old news

Would you like to hear my voice
Sprinkled with emotion
Invented at your birth?

I can't see the end of me
My whole expanse I cannot see

(x2)
I formulate infinity
Stored deep inside me

Plateau

2008-10-24T16:28:00.000-07:00

Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands

The nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop
And an illustrated book about birds
You see a lot up there but don't be scared
Who needs action when you got words

When you've finished with the mop then you can stop
And look at what you've done
The plateau's clean, no dirt to be seen
And the work it was fun

There's nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop
And an illustrated book about birds
You see a lot up there but don't be scared
Who needs action when you got words

Well the many hands began to scan around for the next plateau
Some said it was in Greenland and some say Mexico
Others decided it was nowhere except for where they stood
But those were all just guesses, wouldn't help you if they could

Something In The Way

2008-10-24T16:27:00.000-07:00

Underneath the bridge
The tarp has sprung a leak
And the animals I've trapped
Have all become my pets
And I'm living off of grass
And the drippings from the ceiling
It's okay to eat fish
'Cause they don't have any feelings

(x2)
Something in the way, mmm
Something in the way, yeah, mmm

Underneath the bridge
The tarp has sprung a leak
And the animals I've trapped
Have all become my pets
And I'm living off of grass
And the drippings from the ceiling
It's okay to eat fish
'Cause they dont't have any feelings

(x4)
Something in the way, mmm
Something in the way, yeah, mmm

On A Plain

2008-10-24T16:23:00.000-07:00

I'll start this off without any words
I got so high that I scratched 'till I bled

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The finest day that I ever had
Was when I learned to cry on command

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain

My brother died every night
It's safe to say, don't quote me on that

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again
Forgot to put on the zip code

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain

Somewhere I have heard this before
In a dream my memory has stored
As a defense I'm neutered and spayed
What the hell am I trying to say?

It is now time to make it unclear
To write off lines that don't make sense

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

And one more special message to go
And then I'm done, then I can go home

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

(x3)
I'm on a plain
I can't complain

The Man Who Sold The World

2008-10-24T16:21:00.000-07:00

We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago

Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With The Man Who Sold The World

I laughed and shook his hand
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land (Alt: I searched for foreign land)
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazely stare
At all the millions here (Alt 1: We walked a million years)
(Alt 2: With multimillionaires)
(Alt 3: We walked a million hills)
I must have died alone (Alt: I must have died along)
A long, long time ago

(x2)
Who knows?
Not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the Man who Sold the World

Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam

2008-10-24T16:19:00.000-07:00

Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me (Alt: Sunbeams are laughing at me)

Don't expect me to cry,
For all the reasons you had to die
Don't ever ask your love of me

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for thee

Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me (Alt: Sunbeams are laughing at me)

Don't expect me to cry,
For all the reasons you had to die
Don't ever ask your love of me

(x2)
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for thee

Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me (Alt: Sunbeams are laughing at me)

Don't expect me to cry,
For all the reasons you had to die
Don't ever ask your love of me

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for thee

White Lace and Strange

2008-10-24T16:13:00.001-07:00

That is the way you want it
You wanted it to be the way you like it

I'm no lover
We wanted you to see it the way you wanted
It's all right

I could be crazy
But I could be human
I never wanted to open your eyes
I could be crazy
but I could be human
I never wanted to open your eyes

I'm no lover
You wanted to be living up in the air, yeah
I'm no lover
But please let go of the human
That's me

(x2)
I could be crazy
But I could be human
I never wanted to open your eyes
I could be crazy
but I could be human
I never wanted to open your eyes

Anorexorcist

2008-10-24T16:10:00.000-07:00

Look your legs are ashes
Charred into a special
Don't make noise, you break
Your legs are eyes and all
You're right

I was your incompetent
Man just read the furies
Special time but you can't
Make too much of him
Gray

Ahhhh (x2)
Ohhhh (x2)

I was yours and closer
Your were them in New York
Got me in, to enter
See your legs are in your legs

I was your end dancer
More than all I wish you
Got me under with the
Nice, nice, nice religious man

Ahhhh (x2)
Ohhhh (x2)

Help Me I'm Hungry

2008-10-24T16:08:00.000-07:00

"That's it!"

Until my tensions feed me
I'm fucking hungry
Grade me
I want my gun back

Light the fucking résumé
Experience potentials
Experience the process
People freaking every day
White lights hidden inside

(unintelligible)

Blasphemy!

Hold me, I'm so pathetic
And study, all the sudden
Baby, suddenly find her
Daddy, exploring only

Light the fucking résumé
Experience potentials
Experience the process
People freaking every day
White lights hidden inside

(unintelligible)

Hold me, some potentials
Grade me, somebody help me
Feed me, I'm fucking hungry
Sooth me, I want my complex back

Naked man licked off the scabs and
Fed them, to the pigeons
Help him, he's cornered
Kill him, you mercy whore will

Light the fucking résumé
Experience potentials
Experience the process
People freaking every day
White lights hidden inside

(unintelligible)

Help me, fucking hoses (Alt: Horses)
Help me, until my tensions
Graise me, I'm really hungry
To gravy, I want my complex back

"Thank you and goodnight"

Mrs. Butterworth

2008-10-24T16:06:00.000-07:00

Your life is shit (shit)
Your life is bogus (bull)
Your life is crime (crime)
Your life is hell (hell)

I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna die, with my libido
I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna die, don't fuck with me

Your life is shit (shit)
Your life is clean (it is clean)
Your life is lame, it's not so funny
Your life is stale (frail, frail!)

I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna hell on my libido
I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna hell on my libido
I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna hell on my libido
I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna die, watch the pain!

Your life is shit.

"I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
I'm gonna open up myself a flea market
And you're gonna wish that you did
And retire on the profits

First off,
I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21
shop

And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated
over the past 62 years

Then I'm going to get some plywood

I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two feet squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into
two by two feet squares, and then I'm going to put them onto the
pieces of plywood

And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some
shells and driftwood

And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood and glue them
onto the plywood and burlap

And sell 'em for lots of money

People will be paying top dollar for my kids new used new
toys and clothing

Then maybe someday I can get rid of that
pissed-stained matress I've been sleeping on"

I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna hell on my libido
I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna die on my libido
I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna die on my libido
I'm gonna die, start a new union (Alt: but not before you do)
I'm gonna die watch the pain

If You Must

2008-10-24T16:05:00.000-07:00

I can read, I can write
I can breed, proven plight
Nurse my greed, crease infold
Is it me, or my ego ...

Write some words, make them rhyme
Thesis or story line
Set the mood, something new
Is it me, or my attitude ...

Ahhhhh...!

If you want
to put off
an image

The extremes (x2)

Act it out
Practicing
Perfecting
Pressuring

Onto me (x3)

I will wade in the fire
To explain your asylum
Idle times, analyzing
We'll compare all our sightings
You must

I speak
to hear
my voice

I can read, I can write
I can breed, proven plight
Nurse my greed, crease infold
Is it me, or my ego ...

Write some words, make them rhyme
Thesis or story line
Set the mood, something new
Is it me, or my attitude ...

If you want
to put off
an image

The extremes (x2)

Act it out
Practicing
Perfecting
Pressuring

Onto me (x7)

Pen Cap Chew

2008-10-24T16:03:00.000-07:00

Oh, lesser God (x4)
Oh, your lonely (x3)
Oh (x2)

You get, you get, you get, you get to me
Holy is the time, it's such an easy way to go
You get, you get, you get, you get to me
Hide the circle in the skin under a fingernail

(x4)
Oh, lesser God
Oh, your lonely

Waste your time by saving worthless gullibles
Kill a politician and then wear his clothes
This decade is the age of rehashing
Protest and then go to jail for trespassing
Throw me inside

Oh (x3)

Downer

2008-10-24T16:02:00.000-07:00

Portray sincerity,
Act out of loyalty,
Defend your free country,
Wish away pain.

Hand out lobotomies,
To save little families,
Surrealistic fantasy,
Bland boring plain.

Hold me now in restitution
Living out your date of fusion
In our whole fleece is your master
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can
Make enough up the words
You go along
I'll sing your song

Sickening pessimist, hypocrite master
Conservative communist, apocalyptic bastard
Thank you dear God, for putting me on this Earth
I feel very privileged, in debt for my thirst!

Hold me now in restitution
Living out your date of fusion
In your whole fleece is your master
Don't feel guilty, master writing!

Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can
Make enough up the words
You go along
I'll sing your song

Floyd The Barber

2008-10-24T16:01:00.000-07:00

Bell on door clanks come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard; I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved
Get away!

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved

Raunchola / Moby Dick

This is a hard, cold beat
You can go dance if you'd like
You won't get in trouble
And the tea has some spice
You wanna know it hits ya
You can make, have some fun
Watching them make you away
Up on the wall you won't

Ahhhhh ...

What's in the wait, your waiter
We only ate your garnish
I ordered spam and rice
In this to say you're fired
We dance on the table tops
We only had your daughter
We ordered too many cocktails
What's in the way you love

Beans

2008-10-24T15:59:00.000-07:00

"I don't like you
And I'm gonna beat you up
No! No! No! No!
No John!
I'm telling my mom!
Ahh beating.."

Beans, beans, beans
Jessie ate some beans
He was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some beans

Sitting naked, naked
Sitting cross-legged

Naked, naked, naked
And he was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some beans

Wine, wine, wine
Jessie had some wine
He was happy, happy, happy
That he ate some ... wine

Beans, beans, beans
Jessie ate some beans
And he drank some wine
And he was happy, happy, happy
That he drank some beans ...

Don't Want It All

2008-10-24T15:58:00.000-07:00

To hope is admittance
Feed before beginning
Double-sided cynics
Reflected image

Don't be so selfish
Leave in me this

Follow it far
To find where you are
You haven't grown
Go on alone

Never finished his sentence
Remained in seclusion
For the next few days
The family circle noose

He had removed us
All the styles of heresy

Finally he appeared unexpectedly
Looking for company

Clean Up Before She Comes

2008-10-24T15:56:00.000-07:00

Clean up before she comes (x4)
Living in a dusty town (x2)

Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs
Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs

(x2)
I must be getting old
I must be getting, getting older
I'm starting to eat my vegetables

Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs
Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs

Clean up the dusty town
Living in a dusty town (x4)

Clean up before she comes (x4)
Living in a dusty town.

Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs
Something in her eyes
Must be the smoke from my lungs

(x7)
I must be getting old
I must be getting, getting older
I'm starting to eat my vegetables

About a Girl

2008-10-24T15:55:00.000-07:00

Ohhh, I do
Don't pin a note to me
I do promise to agree
I do live in constant fear
I do wonder why I'm here
And if you say I'm right
You'll hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free

I do
Don't wash my face again
I do away from all my friends
I do have a breath in you
I do can't see if we move
And if you say I'm right
I'll hang you out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free

I do (x3)

Don't pin a note to me
I do promise to agree
I do live in constant fear
I do wonder why I'm here
And if you say I'm right
I'll hang you out to dry

(x2)
But I can't see you every night
Free

I do (x4)

Blandest

2008-10-24T15:54:00.000-07:00

Oooooooh ...

You're my favorite,
Of my saviours
You're my favorite,
Who knows (Alt: Oh, no)
You're my favorite,
Of my favors
You're my razor,
Oh no (Alt: Who knows)

Hey!

And the situation wasn't quite
As intense as I thought

I need you around,
To remind me what not to become
Calm (Alt: Come)

And the situation wasn't quite
As intense as I thought

I need you around,
To remind me what not to become
Calm (x4) (Alt: Come)

You're my favorite,
Of my saviours
You're my favorite,
Who knows (Alt: Oh, no)

You're my favorite,
Of my favors
You're my razor,
Oh no (Alt: Who knows)

Hey!

And the situation wasn't quite
As intense as I thought

I need you around,
To remind me what not to become

Calm (Alt: Come)

And the situation wasn't quite
As intense as I thought

I need you around,
To remind me what not to become
Calm (x4) (Alt: Come)

Ah ... Ahhh!

You're my favorite,
Of my saviours
You're my favorite,
Who knows (Alt: Oh, no)
Yes you're my favorite,
Of my favors
You're my razor,
Oh no (Alt: Who knows)

Hey!

And the situation wasn't quite
As intense as I thought

I need you around,
To remind me what not to become
Calm (Alt: Come)

And the situation wasn't quite
As intense as I thought

I need you around,
To remind me what not to become
Calm (x4) (Alt: Come)

Ahhhhhh!

Dive

2008-10-24T15:53:00.000-07:00

Pick me, pick me, yeah
Let along your signal
At ease, at ease, yeah
Everyone is hollow

At last, at last, yeah
Everyone is playing
Pick me, pick me, yeah
You can eat my mellow

Hey!
Dive (x3)
Dive in me
Dive (x3)
Dive in me

Nothing new (x3)

Kiss this, kiss that, yeah
Let along your signal
At ease, at ease, yeah
I will even swallow

Pick me - pick me yeah
Let along the signal
At ease, at ease, yeah
You could eat my mellow

Hey
Dive (x3)
Dive in me
Dive (x3)
Dive in me (x4)

Nothing!

(x3)
Dive (x3)
Dive in me

Nothing new (x7)

They Hung Him On a Cross

2008-10-24T15:52:00.000-07:00

They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross for me

One day when I was lost
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross for me

They whooped him up the hill
They whooped him up the hill
They whooped him up the hill for me

One day when I was lost
They hung him on a cross
They whooped him up the hill for me

He never said a mumblin word (Alt: He never sat among them worked)
He never said a mumblin word (Alt: He never sat among them worked)
He never said a mumblin word for me (Alt: He never sat among them worked for me)

One day when I was lost
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross for me

They bit him in the side
They bit him in the side
They bit him in the side for me

One day when I was lost
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross for me

He hung his head and died
He hung his head and died
He hung his head and died for me

One day when I was lost
They hung him on a cross
They hung him on a cross for me

Ain't It A Shame

2008-10-24T15:51:00.000-07:00

Ain't it a shame to go fishing on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to go fishing on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to go fishing on a Sunday
When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
or Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Ain't it a shame

Ain't it a shame to have a drink on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to have a drink on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to have a drink on a Sunday
When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
or Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Ain't it a shame

Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on a Sunday
When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Or Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Ain't it a shame

Ahhh! (x3)
Ooooh!

Ain't it a shame to go fishing on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to go fishing on a Sunday
Ain't it a shame
Ain't it a shame to go fishing on a Sunday
When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Or Thursday, Friday, Saturday
Ain't it a shame

Ain't it a shame (x5)

Shame (x3)

Token Eastern Song

2008-10-24T15:46:00.000-07:00

I'm not gonna make it through
Something else, something new
I'm not gonna make you dream
Something sad, something mean
I'm not gonna make you through
Something else, something new
I'm not gonna make it through
Something else, something new

Hold it in your gut (x8)

I'm not gonna make it croon
Someday sad, someday blue
I'm not gonna make you scream
Someday sad, someday mean
I'm not gonna make it through
Something else, something new
I'm not gonna make you dream
In this hour, something mean

Hold it in your gut (x8)

Hold it in your gut (x8)

Gut! (x14)

Even In His Youth

2008-10-24T15:44:00.001-07:00

Even in his youth (x3)
He was nothing

Kept his body clean (x3)
He was nowhere

Killed the family name
Daddy was ashamed (x2)
He was nothing

Even in his youth (x3)
He was nowhere

The thief is born before you're through
Must be more than you could chew
I've got nothing left to do
If you wait, you wanted you

Oh, ah, yeah!

Even in his youth (x3)
He was nothing

Kept his body clean (x3)
He was nowhere

Daddy was ashamed (x3)
He was nothing

Killed the family name (x3)
He was nowhere

The thief is born before you're through
Must be more than you could chew
I've got nothing left to do
If you know you wanted you

Oh, ah, yeah!

I've got more of you through
This much more than you could do
If you leave before you need
I've got nothing left to see

Oh, ah, yeah!
Even in his youth (x3)
Yeah, yeah

Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah (x4)

Polly

2008-10-24T15:43:00.000-07:00

Polly wants a cracker,
She'd like me to get off her first
Maybe she wants some water,
To put out the blow torch

Isn't me
Have some seed
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
To please myself

Got some rope
Haven't told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
To please myself

Polly wants a cracker,
Maybe she would like some food
She asked me to untie her,
A chase would be nice for a few

Isn't me
Have some seed
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
To please myself

Got some rope
Haven't told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
To please myself

Polly says her back hurts,
She's just as bored as me
She caught me off my guard,
Amazes me, the will of instinct

Isn't me
Haven't seen
Let me clip
Dirty wings
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
Please myself

Got some rope
Haven't told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Cut yourself
Want some help
Please myself

"That was good"

Opinion

2008-10-24T15:42:00.000-07:00

"Oh, this song is called Opinion"

Congratulations, you have won
It's a year subscription of bad puns
And it makes your story of concern
And you set it up before it burns

My opinions, mmm (x4)

And it seems to be a problem here
And the steer of emotion seems to clear
Now they rise and fall like wall street stock
And they have an effect on our peace talk

Our opinions, mmm
My opinions, mmm (x3)

Congratulations, you have won
It's a year subscription of bad puns
And it makes your story of concern
And you set it up before it burns

Your opinions, mhm (x4)
Your opinions

Lithium

2008-10-24T15:40:00.001-07:00

I'm so happy 'cause today
I've found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you

We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze
'Cause I've found god

Hey, hey, hey
Yeah, hey
Yeah, hey, Mmmm
Yeah, hey

I'm so lonely, but that's okay, I shaved your head
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there
But I don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay
My will is good

Yeah, hey
Yeah, yeah (X4)

Been A Son

2008-10-24T15:39:00.001-07:00

She should have stayed away from friends
She should have had more time to spend
She should have died when she was born
She should have worn the crown of thorns

She should have been a son (x4)

She should have stood out in the crowd
She should have made her mother proud
She should have fallen on her stance
She should have had another chance

She should have been a son (x4)

Where Did You Sleep Last Night

2008-10-24T15:38:00.000-07:00

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

(Humming)

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

Her husband was a hard working man
And ... (?)
His head was found in a driving wheel
And his body was never found

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

Sliver

2008-10-24T15:37:00.000-07:00

Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I swear to God
Oh, please don't go

Gramma take me home (x8)

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

Gramma take me home (x8)

She said why don't you quit your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did
I killed my toe

Gramma take me home (x7)
Wanna be alone

My Grandpa had a cigarette
It touched my arm on accident
I swear to God it hurt real bad

Gramma take me home (x8)

Pay To Play

2008-10-24T15:35:00.000-07:00

Monkey see, monkey do - I don't know why I
Walk around, follow you - I don't know why I
Throw it out, keep it in - I don't know why I
Have to have poison skin - I don't know why I

Pay
Pay to play (x3)

Walk an inch, take a mile - I don't know why I
Never fade, never smiled - I don't know why I
Never mind, eat and run - I don't know why I
Fuck your ass, for the fun - I don't know why I

Pay
Pay to play (x3)

I don't know why I (x2)

Pay
Pay to play (x3)

Monkey see, monkey do - I don't know why I
Walk around, follow you - I don't know why I
Throw it out, keep it in - I don't know why I
Have to have poison skin - I don't know why I

Pay
Pay to play (x3)

I don't know why (x2)

Pay
Pay to play (x3)

Pay to play (x8)

Here She Comes Now

Now
If she ever comes down now (x2)
If she comes down

Now
If she ever comes down now (x2)
If she comes down

Oh
She looks so good
Oh
She's made out of wood
She says ohh

(x2)
Now
If she ever comes down now (x2)
If she comes down now

Oh
She looks so good
Oh
She's made out of wood
She says ohh

(x2)
Now
If she ever comes down now (x2)
If she comes down now

Oh
She looks so good
Oh
She's made out of wood
Oh
She looks so good
Oh
She's made out of wood
She says son

(x2)
Now
If she ever comes down now (x2)
If she comes down now

Oh!
She looks so good
Oh
She's made out of wood
Oh
She looks so good
Oh
She's made out of wood
Say ...

If she ever comes now
Now (x2)

If she ever comes now, now
Ever, ever, ever comes now

Now, now
Ever comes now (x3)
Now, now, now

Now (x3)

Drain You

2008-10-24T15:34:00.000-07:00

One baby to another said
I'm lucky to met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
A travel through the tube
And end up in my infection

Chew your meat for you
From my mouth to yours
Sloppy lips to lips
In a passionate kiss
I like you ...

One baby to another said
I'm lucky to met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me
It is now my duty to completely drain you
A travel through the tube
And end up in my infection

Chew your meat for you
From my mouth to yours
Sloppy lips to lips
In a passionate kiss

I like you

(x2)
Chew your meat for you
From my mouth to yours
Sloppy lips to lips
In a passionate kiss

I like you

Verse Chorus Verse

2008-10-24T15:33:00.000-07:00

Neither side is sacred, no one wants to win
Feeling so sedated, think I'll just give in
Taking medication 'till my stomach's full
Either side is sacred, growing in my home

Grass is greener, over here
You're the fog that keeps me clear
Reinventing, what would you do?
Take your time and I'll be true
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Neither side is sacred, no one wants to win
Feeling so sedated, but I can't give in
Even medication, 'till my stomach's full
Feeling so sedated, when I'm in my home

Grass is greener, over here
You're the fog that keeps me clear
Reinventing, what would you do?
Take your time and I'll be true
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Oh (x4)

Neither side is sacred, no one wants to win
Feeling so sedated, think I'll just give in
Taking medication 'till my stomach's full
Feeling so sedated, when I'm in my home

Grass is greener, over here
You're the fog that keeps me clear
Reinventing, what would you do?
Learn from history, and I'll be true
You're the reason I feel pain
Feels so good to feel again

Oh ...

Breed

2008-10-24T15:32:00.000-07:00

I don't care (x4)
Care, care if it's old

I don't mind (x4)
Mind, don't have a mind

Get away (x4)
Away, away from your home

I'm afraid (x4)
'Fraid
Ghost!

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We can plant a house
We can build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three

She said (x8)

I don't care (x4)
Care, care if it's old

I don't mind (x4)
Mind, don't have a mind

Get away (x4)
Away, away from your home

I'm afraid (x4)
'Fraid
Ghost!

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We can plant a house
We can build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three

She said (x8)

Even if you have
Even if you need
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed
We can plant a house
We can build a tree
I don't even care
We could have all three

She said (x9)
Good!

Old Age

2008-10-24T15:31:00.001-07:00

"We're rollin..."

One more day to complete my service
One more high to decay my nervous
Wondering how I'm gonna find a way
It's over

One more day to complete my service
One more time here to fade my servant
Wondering how I'm gonna find a way
Over

She seen through me and mine
And I know a later time
We could make it with you
We're the same

Old age (x4)

One more day to complain, my servant
One more doubt here to find a servant
Wondering how I'm gonna find
It's over

Wondering how I'm here date my cover
One more doubt here to save my never
Wondering how I'm gonna find a way
It's over

She seemed true, me and mine
And I know a later time
We and we're you to you
Leave the soul

Old age (x4)

Just you need and read you free
Hmmm
And knew
You read
You flew
Ooo
Hmmm

One more day to complete my circuit
One more high here to find my nervous
Someday I'm gonna find a way
It's over

One more doubt here to claim my supper
I can have anything you wanted
Wondering how I'm gonna find a way
It's over

He seemed to read minds
And I know we're out of time
Breathe away here with you
Dream the same on the dew
Breathe the same on her
Breathe to moan on a man
Breathe and shame on you
He's late

Old age (x7)

Dumb

2008-10-24T15:29:00.000-07:00

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy (x3)

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover

Have a hangover (x3)

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun

I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy (x3)

I think I'm dumb (x12)

D-7

2008-10-24T15:28:00.000-07:00

Straight as an arrow
Defect, defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject, reject

Towards anti-social
Solo, solo

Standing along the stairs
Cold, cold morning
Ghostly image of fear
Mayday, mayday

Gonna leave this region
They'll take me with them
Dimension seven ...

Straight as an arrow
Defect, defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject, reject

Towards anti-social
Solo, solo (Alt: So dumb, so dumb)

Standing on the stairs
Cold, cold morning
Ghostly image of fear
Mayday, mayday

Gonna leave this region
They'll take me with them
Dimension seven ...

Straight as an arrow
Defect, defect
Not straight, not so straight
Reject, reject

Towards anti-social
So dumb, so dumb (Alt: Soldier, soldier)

Dimension seven (x7)

Oh, The Guilt

She seems to think
She seems too weak
She takes a week to get over it
She likes the sea
She likes to see
She likes to think she has to alter it

She likes the sand
She likes the sand
She likes to stand, she can't afford to sit
She likes to be (x3)

She's into guilt
Guilt! (x3)

She likes to think
She likes to think
She seems too weak, she takes all the rent
She likes the time
She owns the time
She borrows time and has to self-invent
She seems too weak
She likes to see
She likes to think she has to alter it

She likes the sand
She likes to stand
She likes to sit
She likes to go
Go! (x3)

She seems to think
She seems too weak
She takes a week to get over it
She likes the sea
She likes to see
She likes to think she has to alter it

She likes the sand
She likes the sand
She likes to stand, she can't afford to sit
She likes to be (x3)

She likes to go
Go! (x7)

Curmudgeon

2008-10-24T15:24:00.002-07:00

I can handle
Arm the mentor
I love sad
Until I'm home

It's the season
I'm all reason
I have seeked
and I have ghosts

She's at the seams

She don't need (x3)

At the seams
And I'll seem
End the seam
She don't need
At the seams

I'm a letter
I'm a panda
I said something
In the guard
In the handle
On the mantle
I know Santa
I met God

She's the seam
She don't need (x2)
Cheat on me
She don't need

At the seams (x3)
She don't need

I'm a lady
Can you save me
It's the sulfur
I have drunk
Tis the season
I'm all reason
I have fleas
and run on home

She's the seam
She don't need (Alt: Cheat on me) (x5)
At the seams (x2)
Cheat on me

Return of the Rat

2008-10-24T15:21:00.000-07:00

You better watch out
You better beware
They're coming from all sides of the country
You better beware

(x2)
Return of the rat (x3)
Oh no, no, no, no

You better confess
Well, they better confess
Started this mess, and oh, I seen 'em do it
You better confess

(x2)
Return of the rat (x3)
Oh no, no, no, no, no

Well, you better watch out
You better beware
They're coming from all sides of the country
You better beware

(x2)
Return of the rat (x3)
Oh no, no, no, no, no

Heart-Shaped Box

2008-10-24T15:20:00.000-07:00

"Are we rolling?"

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been buried in a heart-shaped box for weeks
You done undid my magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could catch your cancer when I am sick

(x3)
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your advice (x3)

I asked me like a Pisces when I've been weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
And in a magnet tar pit film on your trap
I wish I could catch your cancer when I am black

(x3)
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Your advice (x3)

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been locked in heart-shaped coffins for too many weeks
You've drawn me into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could kill your cancer when I am black

(x2)
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Forever in debt to your priceless advice (x2)

Your advice (x3)

I Hate Myself And I Want To Die

2008-10-24T15:18:00.000-07:00

"Ready?"

Even if you own a wife
Even if you like in my state
I could never want a bribe
I've been there no matter what that

In the someday, what's that sound?
In the sun bathe, what's that sound?
In the someday, what's that sound?
In the sun bathe ...

Even if you wanted light
I could never matter to play
Even if you want a life
Even if I like it, you're sad

In the someday, what's that sound?
In the sun bathe, what's that sound?
In the someday, what's that sound?
In the sun bathe, what's that sound?

Even if you own a wife
Even if you wanted one thing
I could never want a life
I could never only one day

In the someday, what's that sound?
In the sun bathe, what's that sound?
In the someday, what's that sound?
In the sun bathe, what's that sound?

Milk It

2008-10-24T15:14:00.000-07:00

"Is this when you start out first?"
"No, we all start out"
"Okay, we'll start out first"
"Yeah, two quiet ... two quiet"
"No, we'll start out all together"
"Okay, right ... nut not loud - two quiet and then we go loud"
"You guys are wasting tape"
"Right, okay"
"Shhhhhh"
"Ready ... 1,2,3,4 ..."

She set up for this Monday
I never now I got
I did all of my friends
This mother and her daughter

She said (x2)

Hey my own will beat water
My liars will be the milk man
My mother will be your, hey
My letter's gone insane

She said I'm not just like her
She said I'm like her son
I drink more milk than he does
I'm a deal and I want my mom

She said (x2)

Big mothers mill be able
My letters will you sell
My mother is my father
But no one is alone

She said (x2)

My lover is your mother
I wish I should drink more milk
He lies when I'm here in my bedroom
I like him better than
I never helped you riddle
I never take a bath
He always puts the chocolate
On my pillow before I go to bed!

Gallons Of Running Alcohol Flow Through The Strip

2008-10-24T15:13:00.000-07:00

It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing
That you're only supposed to use once and then discard

Where do you put it?
In the garbage, in my honest
In my shyness, pet her flow

She's only been five months late
Even though we haven't had sex for a week
A meal a day, a meal, I say
And my heart's made my ...

Somebody else already used the word aurora borealis
She was tied up in chains
And Sam had helped her in the freezer

She's only five weeks late
And I haven't had a date forever
Ever, ever, forever

Wish I had more, more opportunity
More chances to remember some things
So I couldn't have so much pressure on my ...
On my ... on my, um ... ah, on my ... um ... um ... head

We'd have so much more diversity
And so much more input
So much more creative flow
If we had someone in school, a GIT ...

GIT ... Geeks ... In ... Town
Hah! Come on, Dave, think of one ...